”the just-announced cast of this year’s Dancing With The Stars makes good on those earlier promises of a “higher caliber” of celebrity by hiring David Arquette, who has appeared in an actual movie that was actually in theaters within the last year, and is thus essentially George Clooney by Dancing With The Stars measures. Of course, fellow contestant Elizabetta Canalis has had sex with George Clooney, so she is also essentially George Clooney by Dancing With The Stars measures
